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“General” Jasper ousted over spelling



Lee Jasper

Senior aide to Ken Livingstone “General” Lee Jasper has been forced to resign after a series of leaked emails brought to light his failure to spell correctly even very small words.

On pages 1, 2, 4, 5 and 6 of yesterday’s Evening Standard, a series of spelling errors were “outed”, including “honey-glaze” spelled “honey glase”, “magnificently” spelled “magnifecently”, and a confusing reference to loving “thee feet” - though it is believed this was merely a typo.

Jasper was due to account for himself at a meeting of the GLA today, though it became clear that he would have to resign after they refused to provide him with an amanuensis.


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5 Responses to ““General” Jasper ousted over spelling”

  1. Juist as weel he’s gooing, how culd you truist a mabn whjo casn’rt ecvern enavble auitom,atic sperll checkin’?

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  3. ‘General’ Jasper…. you see it’s funny ‘cos General Lee was pro slavery.

  4. He probably had General Levy in mind, not General Lee.

  5. Re: March 5th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Actually, General Lee was not pro slavery - he free his own slaves. However, as a Southerner (a Virginian) he felt that he had to fight on the side of ‘his people’. Before hostilities broke out the U.S Government to retain Lee’s services for the North. However, Lee rejected the command of the Union’s field forces on the day after Virginia seceded.

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