It looks like romance is in the air for Lembit Opik’s sister in law after she was spotted in town with Jonathan Isaby, The Telegraph’s top gossip-monger.
David “basher” Davis meanwhile is preparing for his by-election in a bold move designed to get some attention. Sources close to the Tory mentalist say, “David’s been very upset for some time that Lembit’s been getting all the attention. David’s very happily married and so can’t go gallivanting with women half his age, so this was a last ditch attempt to get noticed by the TV and newspapers.”
Rumours suggest that David Cameron has asked the Tory Chief Whip if he can get away without calling an election at all, leaving Davis to wait until 2010 until he gets back into parliament.
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Enthusiasm for elections is hardly a strong suit for Labourites.
Praguetory said this on June 15th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I think that is my favourite photo of all time
Simon said this on June 16th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Surprised you didn’t volunteer yourself Alex, surely she’s your kind of Woman?
Mr Angry said this on June 16th, 2008 at 11:12 am
I’m not sure his girlfriend would agree with your recent revelations about Mr Isaby, Monkey.
Disinterested party said this on June 16th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Ha!! do we think “disinterested party” is the girlfriend??!!
Bob said this on June 16th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Ahhhh Bob….
as if Mr Isaby’s girlfriend had anything to worry about..
She’s a foxy lady!!
Black Cat said this on June 17th, 2008 at 9:30 am
Living outside the UK now this whole story seems bizarre.
In Eastern Europe, it would be considered completely normal for someone like Mr Opik, who is youngish, reasonably fit, amusing, nice-seeming and has got a good job, to have a beautiful partner.
Obviously in the UK he doesn’t measure up, but very few people do. That’s why more than the half the babies born in London are to foreign mothers - it’s not because more than half the women in London are foreign, but because the English girls are at home waiting for someone who meets their standards to come along, whereas the foreign women are forming relationships and starting adult life.
Richard said this on July 6th, 2008 at 8:44 am
I think the cheeky girls should work in the Adult Industry they are such better suited and i mean that in a kind way, i mean just look at them! They have the perfect look for it and most probably become alot more famous in the Adult Industry, working for the adult film company PRIVATE. Being Hardcore Pornstars would elevate them to the most dizzy of heights! They would be perfect,probably the best ever! they would go down in History no one could say different!
Nige said this on July 22nd, 2008 at 10:46 am