RecessMonkey

MONKEY EXCLUSIVE: Old people to join forces



Word reaches Recess Monkey that Help the Aged is to merge with Age Concern, creating a powerful lobby for older people’s rights.

In the political arena, Help the Aged is known as the militant wing of Age Concern anyway, as it’s far more likely to have old people climbing the roofs of ministers houses or driving a hearse around parliament square. Age Concern is always seens as a bit more, well, mature.

In fact, this merger is the equivalent of Sinn Fein merging with the IRA

What is unclear at this point is what will be the name of the new organisation.

Old Aid?
Save the Aged?
The Old Foundation?

(more suggestions welcome…)


editor[at]recessmonkey.com



MessageSpace Advertising

Tagged With: ,

5 Responses to “MONKEY EXCLUSIVE: Old people to join forces”

  1. Age the Aged would be my guess

  2. Coffin Dogers UK.
    British Old Gits association.

  3. Word travels slow to the Monkey.

  4. The Real Age Concern
    The Continuity Help the Aged

  5. Word certainly does travel slowly - this was announced during party conferences last year.

Leave a Reply