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How to book your place in the papers!



One positive aspect of Miliband’s non-candidacy is that it’s kept Cameron’s legs out of the press.
But he’s obviously having withdrawl symptoms, after his yearly beach fashion parade and bike theft have become old news.

So who better to attempt to slip him back into the collective consciousness than dear old Dalecroft.

Realising Miliband is a proper wonk, Dale hints that Dave has a “voracious appetite for books” and “one of the best-read people in British politics.”

He event suggests a further reading list for his leader - including Norman Fowler’s “A Polticial Suicide” and “Boris v Ken” by Giles Edwards and Jonathan Isaby.

I’m sure Recess Monkey readers can do a lot better than that and won’t need the inspriation of getting selected for a safe Tory seat.

So what book would you send to Cameron - and please try and keep it clean!
(However, we’re prepared to make exceptions if they’re genuinely hilarious.)






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3 Responses to “How to book your place in the papers!”

  1. Here are three books for Cameron:

    Battling Big Business: Countering Greenwash Front Groups and Other Forms of Corporate Deception by Naomi Klein and Eveline Lubbers

    The Bald Truth: The First Complete Guide to Preventing and Treating Hair Loss by Eugene H. Eisman, Diane B. Eisman, and Spencer David Kobren

    Euroscepticism in Contemporary British Politics: Opposition to Europe in the Conservative and Labour Parties Since 1945 by Anthony Forster

  2. “Backhand my way” by Virginia Wade.

    Is Daley still up for Old Bexley and Sidcup after their man there was allegedly caught with his hand in the till d’yer know?

  3. a - Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
    b - Politics for Dummies by Ann DeLaney

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