Iain Dale takes pause from sucking on the teat of the Banker from Belize to exercise again his curious knack for autofellation; this time with his publication of Britain’s Top 100 Left Of Centre Blogs. Can I make it clear that I don’t care where Iain Dale ranks my humble efforts, I didn’t vote and I didn’t solicit votes.
Is there a reader out there who can knock up an “I don’t give a sh*t where Dale ranks me” banner for my sidebar?
Or maybe Recess Monkey should do a poll of the 100 most irritating Tory bloggers…
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If I were you, I wouldn’t have posted this. After all, you were in key self-promoting mode when you were voted top left wing blogger on iain dale in December:
http://www.recessmonkey.com/2007/12/27/numero-uno-and-dont-you-forget-it/
And, for the record, it isn’t where Iain Dale ranks you, it’s where his many, many thousands of readers rank you.
Stephen said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
After you pointed out all the mistakes in the Sunday Express I feel I should point out you mis-spelling of exercise. It’s only fair after all
voice of reason said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
If you really dont care, why have you drawn attention to it?
thomas more said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Stephen - there was irony in the piece
Voice - thank you kindly
Thomas - it was worth it as an excuse to use the word “autofellation”
Recess Monkey said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 4:14 pm
You sound so upset, Alex. Fifth isn’t so bad. Maybe if you work on your spelling you’ll be first next time.
Grant Melville said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Here ya go:
http://www.labourmatters.com/shit.jpg
Labour Matters said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Labour Matters, that’s patently someone giving a shit - try again. I was thinking something along the lines of an animated gif of Dale metaphorically pleasuring himself.
Recess Monkey said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 5:55 pm
I will have you know that it is a picture of somebody trying to have a shit, but finding themselves unable to. (I nicked it from a site about constipation.)
Labour Matters said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
It’s called democracy.
You’re about to find out at the ballot box what the electorate think of the left.
Just as the readers have voted for your blog.
Bit of a sore loser aren’t we?
Nick
Nick said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
After you pointed out all the mistakes in the Sunday Express I feel I should point out you mis-spelling of exercise. It’s only fair after all
voice of reason said this on September 2nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
“I feel I should point out YOUR mis-spelling of exercise.” Surely?
Yours pedantically,
Kerron
Kerron said this on September 3rd, 2008 at 12:21 pm
[…] RecessMonkey is coming up with a “I don’t care where Iain Dale puts me” banner. Suits him fine, he came fifth!! […]
Dale Lines up BULS « Birmingham University Labour Students said this on September 4th, 2008 at 12:20 pm