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Cameron sends wonk into enemy camp in search of policies



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The Tories are leaving no stone unturned in their search for some policies.

A Labour thinktank has forwarded to me this email from David Cameron’s newest adviser.

From: Jonty Olliff-Cooper
Subject: events list

Dear Sir or Madam,

Please may I be added to the mailing list for all seminars, reports, lectures and events.

Best,

Jonty Olliff-Cooper
Policy Adviser

Now where have we heard that name before?

Ah yes - its that Jonty Olliff-Cooper MA (Oxon), MPhil (Cantab), GMRINA Ex Eton College Ex Sidney Sussex College Ex BCG Ex Magdalen College Ex Winchester College Ex Pilgrims School Ex Hordle House School. His change of footer on his email seems sensible, referring simply to being a “Policy Adviser”, however, he does seem to have neglected to mention he’s a Conservative and has not sent the email from a conservatives.com email address. What is he ashamed of exactly?

Jonty Olliff Cooper
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7 Responses to “Cameron sends wonk into enemy camp in search of policies”

  1. You forgot Jonnny Boy’s sterling turn on The Edwardian Country House: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339957/

    Spade Cooley said this on September 18th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

  2. To be fair, with a name like Jonty, just what are the chances of him being anything other than a Conservative?!?!

    James said this on September 19th, 2008 at 5:34 am

  3. But Alex with you sticking the knife into your Great Leader on your other, better read, Blog, then the Tories don’t need to do things like this any more. You’re doing their job for them.

    Mr Angry said this on September 19th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

  4. Not as sensational as the email:

    From: Andrew Grice
    Subject: survey results

    Dear Alex,

    Please may I be added to the mailing list for surveys showing how useless the Labour leader is.

    Best,

    Andrew Grice
    Independent Political Editor

    BalhamBugle said this on September 19th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

  5. A Labour think tank?

    Since all think thanks have, by law, to be apolitical, should we not be told of any villains you’ve uncovered?

    Inspector Knacker said this on September 20th, 2008 at 12:44 am

  6. Only charities have to be unpsartisan you stupid cunt

    jh said this on September 20th, 2008 at 5:32 am

  7. By the look of him in the photo, he loos a proper little Tory tyke.

    The Grand Mufty said this on September 24th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

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