Tory ranter in Chief, Donal Blaney has wandered into some vicious circle of lunacy whereby his phlegm-flecked irations get increasingly out of control.

Submission 1
“A Labour parliamentary candidate, Claire Hazelgrove, is at the centre of another election law storm in the United States that will embarrass Barack Obama - and the Labour Party”

Now that actually sounds really serious until you realise she’s proposed a possibly slighty dodgy fundraiser that will raise probably less than £200 and that Donal’s reference to “election law storm” in the US actially comprises ZERO news articles (as far as I can see on Google News). Thats hardly “Joe the Plumber”(4,371 Google News references).

Submission 2
With the gravity only someone of his weight could bring to bear, Blaney invokes the Federal Election Commission Guidance

Submission 3
Hazelgrove, in an attempt to rectify this minor error, turns the fundraiser into a supporters party. Yet Blaney’s ejaculatory tones state, “As at 1pm today, at least, Claire Hazelgrove remains a Labour PPC. But for how much longer..? … the matter now being in the hands of the FEC.”. At this point it is clear the poor chap has indeed, wilfully, wedged his head up his own arse.

Submission 4
Ah - now it’s becoming clear. A moronic and fevered googling of Ms Hazelgrove’s known associates throws up that scandal that a friend of her’s once had a row in a pub. But more importantly, Blaney references the Presidential Candidate (who is no doubt quaking at the thought of Blaney’s impending political storm) as “Barack Hussein Obama, worshipper at the feet of Jeremiah Wright and consorter with domestic terrorist, Bill Ayers”. Oh yes - that reminder that Obama has a Muslim middle name. Just in case you didn’t notice folks, I said MUSLIM.

Submission 5
A quick google search of my own for Donal Blaney muslim returns 31,100 entries and Donal Blaney Islam returns 8,210 entries. Is this what this whole thing’s about? Does Donal simply believe that someone shouldn’t be a President of America if they have an Islamic middle name?

Ms Hazelgrove, may I humbly suggest you ignore this loon. Or even better, why don’t you write an article for your local paper about the swivel-eyed ire you have attracted from the Tories over your support for Barack Obama? But in any case, I’m no lawyer but I’m pretty certain that US election law doesn’t apply in the UK. Donal Blaney is far more likely to disappear up his own orifices than you are to find yourself at an extradition hearing, pending trial in the USA for your grave misdeeds.

For those who have a high boredom threshold, here’s Dolan Blaney’s defence of General Pinochet’s death squads.

Wanker!

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